Larghotvad is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, egotistical wren.

Larghotvad created vertebrates six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Larghotvad, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Larghotvad, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Larghotvad's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Larghotvad's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate geese.

2. Do not gather at walls at midday.

3. Do not fashion tools from tin.

4. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.

5. Do not drink water in gray rooms.