Dubmigdan is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, awesome wyvern.

Dubmigdan created Europe seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dubmigdan, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dubmigdan, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Dubmigdan's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Dubmigdan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear mauve clothing.

2. Never hop in the presence of voles.

3. Dubmigdan loves sheep, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never stain your arms with blue.