Xinvanflow is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, awe-inspiring wasp.

Xinvanflow created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xinvanflow, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Xinvanflow, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Xinvanflow's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Xinvanflow's Holy Commandments

1. Never remain kneeling at midnight.

2. Heed all portents.

3. Never wear ear rings.

4. Never carve symbols of stars into wood.

5. Never whisper while facing west.