Vengenbed is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, resourceful dove.

Vengenbed created bats eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vengenbed, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Vengenbed, it will turn you into a rock.

Vengenbed's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Vengenbed's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Vengenbed four times a day.

2. Never speak at dawn.

3. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.

4. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not resist balance.