Citsterpark is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, astonishing shark.

Citsterpark created snails nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Citsterpark, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Citsterpark, it will refuse to believe in you.

Citsterpark's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Citsterpark's Holy Commandments

1. Citsterpark loves foxes, so they must be respected.

2. Worship no other gods but Citsterpark.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not record secrets concerning asteroids.