Yakkip is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, duplicitous centaur.

Yakkip created vertebrates nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Yakkip, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Yakkip, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Yakkip's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Yakkip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

3. Do not wear copper on your body.

4. Do not prepare gooseberries while wearing ear rings.

5. Never wear shoes.