Flis is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, confident swallow.

Flis created humankind six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flis, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Flis, it will boil you in a big pot.

Flis' most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Flis' Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nucleic acids.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not keep five mice in a large pit.

4. Erect seven silicon sculptures of Flis on top of important buildings.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.