Woddadjam is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, able seal.

Woddadjam created the planet Earth three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Woddadjam, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Woddadjam, he will be very unhappy.

Woddadjam's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Woddadjam's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of garlic to hamsters while wearing pink rings.

2. Never gather nine voles in one place.

3. Never fashion tools from stone.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Woddadjam in the centre of the settlement.