Stipafkom is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, witless pig.

Stipafkom created the Andromeda Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stipafkom, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Stipafkom, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Stipafkom's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Stipafkom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Always make sure there are no voles in a building before entering it.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.