Vigkanont is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, annoying octopus.

Vigkanont created dark matter nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vigkanont, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Vigkanont, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Vigkanont's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Vigkanont's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum mechanics near snakes while wearing magenta shorts and balancing eight lead spheres on your head.

2. Vigkanont loves sharks, so they must be honoured.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Moths are not to be trusted.

5. Always look after injured pigs.