Nulzogxem is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, unselfish spider.

Nulzogxem created the Sunflower Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Nulzogxem, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Nulzogxem, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Nulzogxem's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Nulzogxem's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow voles to sleep beneath your roof.

2. Worship no other gods but Nulzogxem.

3. Never think ill of sick sharks.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Nulzogxem loves mites, so they must be respected.