Yambafsaf Talcebzen is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, dishonest dove.

Yambafsaf Talcebzen created the planet Venus two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yambafsaf Talcebzen, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Yambafsaf Talcebzen, she will not care.

Yambafsaf Talcebzen's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Yambafsaf Talcebzen's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Yambafsaf Talcebzen in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not step barefoot upon white earth.

3. Never tolerate cries in holy places.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never sit in autumn.