Dagwikflap is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, quiet hamster.

Dagwikflap created the Whirlpool Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dagwikflap, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dagwikflap, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Dagwikflap's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Dagwikflap's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not keep nine manatees in a large pit.

3. Do not dye your hair orange.

4. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Dagwikflap in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not step barefoot upon green earth.