Nillhapdossgad is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, self-assured fox.

Nillhapdossgad created a top quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Nillhapdossgad, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Nillhapdossgad, she will turn you into a tree.

Nillhapdossgad's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Nillhapdossgad's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove corsets before entering holy places.

2. Never think about dwarf planets.

3. Never paint your chest mauve.

4. Never speak aloud of signs.

5. Never wear purple shirts.