Likhudsid is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, slow elephant.

Likhudsid created matter five billion years ago.

If you believe in Likhudsid, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Likhudsid, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Likhudsid's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Likhudsid's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from violet aardvarks for they are unholy.

2. Never wear black shirts on sacred days.

3. Do not gather at bridges at dawn.

4. Never adorn your feet with gray markings.

5. Always check lakes for frogs.