Tinbusrow is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, dishonourable manatee.

Tinbusrow created the Sunflower Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Tinbusrow, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Tinbusrow, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Tinbusrow's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Tinbusrow's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick seals.

2. Never curse while facing north.

3. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always look after injured great tits.