Fedcadnill is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, clever eagle.

Fedcadnill created the Black Eye Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Fedcadnill, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fedcadnill, she will destroy your home planet.

Fedcadnill's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Fedcadnill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not consume tomatoes at dawn.

2. Do not contemplate the weak nuclear force during the night.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not resist fate.

5. Never talk about special relativity.