Likcebpon is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, charitable hare.

Likcebpon created an atom seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Likcebpon, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Likcebpon, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Likcebpon's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Likcebpon's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never mark doors with turquoise.

3. Never talk about electromagnetism near squirrels while wearing mauve coats and balancing three silicon spheres on your face.

4. Retreat if four shrews approach from the south.

5. Never travel toward the north during summer.