Rullflap is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unfair bee.

Rullflap created silver nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rullflap, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Rullflap, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Rullflap's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Rullflap's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Always look after injured snakes.

3. Never talk about dark matter.

4. Do not contemplate ultrasonics during the night.

5. Never allow great tits to sleep beneath your roof.