Nibwikbot is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unfair crab.

Nibwikbot created a bottom quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nibwikbot, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Nibwikbot, she will turn you into a rock.

Nibwikbot's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Nibwikbot's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never paint your face cyan.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Never run in the presence of elders.

5. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.