Zimkabcedlegvan is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, benevolent bat.

Zimkabcedlegvan created the solar system nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zimkabcedlegvan, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Zimkabcedlegvan, it will come to you in dreams.

Zimkabcedlegvan's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Zimkabcedlegvan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare peas while wearing shorts.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate badgers.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always act with humility.

5. Always maintain purity during fasting days.