Lampogapprapparkdit is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, unthinking finch.

Lampogapprapparkdit created viruses four billion years ago.

If you believe in Lampogapprapparkdit, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Lampogapprapparkdit, it will turn you into a frog.

Lampogapprapparkdit's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Lampogapprapparkdit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion tools from silver.

2. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never hurt squirrels.