Homtabsit is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, cheerful dugong.

Homtabsit created dark matter six million years ago.

If you believe in Homtabsit, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Homtabsit, it will turn you into a goat.

Homtabsit's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Homtabsit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Always treat tortoises with great respect.

3. Never fashion tools from bone.

4. Always check lakes for frogs.

5. Do not hurt sheep.