Nelrowhud is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, uncaring crow.

Nelrowhud created oxygen five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nelrowhud, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Nelrowhud, he will strike you with lightening.

Nelrowhud's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Nelrowhud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never talk about quantum field theory.

3. Never skip near badgers.

4. Never wear dresses.

5. Never think about archaea.