Logtalgess is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, vain dolphin.

Logtalgess created a charm quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Logtalgess, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Logtalgess, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Logtalgess' most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Logtalgess' Holy Commandments

1. Remain kneeling during prayer.

2. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

3. Never mention sheep.

4. Do not record secrets concerning planets.

5. Do not utter prayers while touching silver.