Yikfaryarl is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, two-faced whale.

Yikfaryarl created the universe nine million years ago.

If you believe in Yikfaryarl, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Yikfaryarl, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Yikfaryarl's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Yikfaryarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never tolerate cries in holy places.

2. Do not name children after moths.

3. Yikfaryarl loves grasshopers, so they must be respected.

4. Do not hurt gulls.

5. Do not leap at forests.