Bepbet is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, moody hare.

Bepbet created a photon eight million years ago.

If you believe in Bepbet, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bepbet, she will send minions to preach to you.

Bepbet's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Bepbet's Holy Commandments

1. Never fashion tools from stone.

2. Never talk about gulls.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Fast once a month.