Raphompib is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, flying hippopotamus.

Raphompib created the Virgo Supercluster six million years ago.

If you believe in Raphompib, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Raphompib, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Raphompib's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Raphompib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not travel during spring.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never sing in the presence of snakes.