Fossgedsis is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, unthoughtful horse.

Fossgedsis created Mount Everest seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Fossgedsis, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fossgedsis, it will turn you into a frog.

Fossgedsis' most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Fossgedsis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not name children after mice.

2. Never approach mountains carrying clay.

3. Never mention shrews.

4. Never prepare figs during spring.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.