Mitgigmab is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, selfish fairy.

Mitgigmab created humanity two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mitgigmab, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Mitgigmab, he will laugh at you.

Mitgigmab's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Mitgigmab's Holy Commandments

1. Never pray while filled with fear.

2. Always remove stockings before entering holy places.

3. You must never eat aubergines.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not keep nine rats in a large pit.