Ranlibcim is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, capable mole.

Ranlibcim created the Milkyway three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ranlibcim, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Ranlibcim, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Ranlibcim's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Ranlibcim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak sacred words in winter.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never chant near porpoises.

4. Always help cats in need.

5. Always check lakes for frogs.