Fudpopzig is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, self-assured hyena.

Fudpopzig created humankind seven million years ago.

If you believe in Fudpopzig, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fudpopzig, it will turn you into a sheep.

Fudpopzig's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Fudpopzig's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed bananas to geese while wearing coats.

2. Never feed lots of spinach to shrews while wearing orange tights.

3. Never think about stars.

4. Never speak aloud of names.

5. Always cleanse your hands after touching copper.