Boglegfosspom is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, confident beaver.

Boglegfosspom created energy three million years ago.

If you believe in Boglegfosspom, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Boglegfosspom, she will laugh at you.

Boglegfosspom's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Boglegfosspom's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at comets.

2. Never leap in the presence of snakes.

3. Never go into mauve rooms.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not prepare nuts while filled with envy.