Cisszanfom is a god.

He takes the form of a small, witless toad.

Cisszanfom created bats nine million years ago.

If you believe in Cisszanfom, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cisszanfom, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Cisszanfom's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Cisszanfom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not utter prayers while touching silicon.

2. Never talk about gulls.

3. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Remain kneeling during prayer.

5. Never run in the presence of elders.