Litnakrat is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, stupid dryad.

Litnakrat created the planet Jupiter four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Litnakrat, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Litnakrat, it will think nothing of it.

Litnakrat's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Litnakrat's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from red sheep, for they are unholy.

2. Retreat if seven ducks approach from the south.

3. You must love Litnakrat.

4. Do not contemplate ultrasonics during the night.

5. Never think about quantum mechanics near snails while wearing orange scarves and balancing five lead spheres on your neck.