Watdubabget is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, intelligent lobster.

Watdubabget created humanity seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Watdubabget, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Watdubabget, it will be mildly annoyed.

Watdubabget's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Watdubabget's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Watdubabget's priests.

2. Always share wheat with strangers, but never with rats.

3. Watdubabget loves dogs, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not place figs upon stone.

5. Do not keep six moths in a large pit.