Babhivbiss is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, kind ant.

Babhivbiss created a quark two years ago.

If you believe in Babhivbiss, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Babhivbiss, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Babhivbiss' most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Babhivbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dwarf planets.

2. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

3. Never record names.

4. Always maintain humility during fasting days.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.