Pighigbit is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, tiresome naga.

Pighigbit created the solar system two years ago.

If you believe in Pighigbit, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Pighigbit, he will jump up and down on your head.

Pighigbit's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Pighigbit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion tools from platinum.

2. Worship no other gods but Pighigbit.

3. Never eat onions on fasting days.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Pighigbit.