Bagnabtan is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, irritating crow.

Bagnabtan created dark matter six million years ago.

If you believe in Bagnabtan, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bagnabtan, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Bagnabtan's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Bagnabtan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never touch oil while blessed.

3. Never think ill of sick geese.

4. Never write about moons.

5. Never allow horses to witness sacred rites.