Ingpomgid is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, fast wasp.

Ingpomgid created a photon nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ingpomgid, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Ingpomgid, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Ingpomgid's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Ingpomgid's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with obedience.

2. Never gather three squirrels near towers.

3. Never go into gray rooms.

4. Always treat hamsters with great respect.

5. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.