Yimxuckaf Cedfedcib is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, wise crow.

Yimxuckaf Cedfedcib created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yimxuckaf Cedfedcib, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Yimxuckaf Cedfedcib, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Yimxuckaf Cedfedcib's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Yimxuckaf Cedfedcib's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate doves.

3. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

4. Never mix figs with ash.

5. You must love Yimxuckaf Cedfedcib.