Flylimlat is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, quiet faun.

Flylimlat created the planet Venus two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flylimlat, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Flylimlat, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Flylimlat's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Flylimlat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fluid mechanics near ducks while wearing green stockings.

2. Never sprint in autumn.

3. Never speak at midday.

4. Never think ill of sick foxes.

5. Never prepare spinach during winter.