Rulbissing is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, witless cobra.

Rulbissing created Mount Everest four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rulbissing, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Rulbissing, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Rulbissing's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Rulbissing's Holy Commandments

1. Do not resist fate.

2. Always act with humility.

3. Always obey Rulbissing's priests.

4. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

5. Do not eat limes.