Quagsingem is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, idiotic toad.

Quagsingem created Mount Everest eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quagsingem, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Quagsingem, he will ignore you.

Quagsingem's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Quagsingem's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Quagsingem in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never talk about comets.

3. Never speak aloud of signs.

4. Erect six carbon sculptures of Quagsingem on top of important buildings.

5. Never eat green fruit.