Konbifpog is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, passionate armadillo.

Konbifpog created a quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Konbifpog, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Konbifpog, he will jump up and down on your head.

Konbifpog's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Konbifpog's Holy Commandments

1. Always keep your back turned to the west at sunset.

2. Pray only in darkness.

3. Never mark doors with mauve.

4. Never prepare gooseberries during winter.

5. Never eat green fruit.