Stikdusstad is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, caring hare.

Stikdusstad created tapeworms three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stikdusstad, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Stikdusstad, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Stikdusstad's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Stikdusstad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat parsnips.

2. Never wear red scarves on sacred days.

3. Pray only in moonlight.

4. Never proclaim while facing north.

5. Never speak aloud of numbers.