Kapcepsin is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, omnipotent weasel.

Kapcepsin created oxygen three billion years ago.

If you believe in Kapcepsin, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Kapcepsin, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Kapcepsin's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Kapcepsin's Holy Commandments

1. Always maintain humility during holy days.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always cleanse your hands after touching tin.

5. Kapcepsin loves moths, so they must be honoured.