Nabsanhiv is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, self-confident shrew.

Nabsanhiv created viruses five million years ago.

If you believe in Nabsanhiv, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Nabsanhiv, she will turn you into a puffin.

Nabsanhiv's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Nabsanhiv's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nabsanhiv.

2. Never eat limes on holy days.

3. Always cleanse ash with water.

4. Nabsanhiv loves snakes, so they must be honoured.

5. Always maintain humility during fasting days.