Yarttofveenjapkadnullnuttceb is a god.

She takes the form of a small, amazing weasel.

Yarttofveenjapkadnullnuttceb created the Andromeda Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Yarttofveenjapkadnullnuttceb, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Yarttofveenjapkadnullnuttceb, she will turn you into a goat.

Yarttofveenjapkadnullnuttceb's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Yarttofveenjapkadnullnuttceb's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat coconuts.

2. Always wear violet.

3. Never talk about nucleic acids.

4. Never speak aloud of secrets.

5. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Yarttofveenjapkadnullnuttceb on top of all buildings.