Budsandfen is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, weak bear.

Budsandfen created humanity three billion years ago.

If you believe in Budsandfen, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Budsandfen, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Budsandfen's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Budsandfen's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear kilts.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never talk about electromagnetism near sharks while wearing purple hats and balancing three carbon spheres on your hands.

5. Never think ill of sick ants.